What Momma Says Goes

I put my folks on my donors list because they've supported me in every way, forever. (They assure me that a monetary contribution to Mac on a Mission is soon to come -- check's in the mail kinda thing I guess.)

But Momma Mac was not pleased to be placed below Daddy Mac on the list. No, this isn't a how-could-you-place-me-under-my-EX thing. My folks have been married for 30 years now, so it's much bigger than that. This is a how-could-you-place-me-under-my-HUSBAND-thing. (Read: "You know I run this.")

So she says:

"Excuse me, why is my name under Daddy's?"

And the only answer to a question like that from Mom is:

"I'll change it right now."

She's now at the top of the list where she belongs.

Daddy No Likey

Just got off the phone with Daddy Mac.

"I understand what you're doing, but I'm not crazy about it. I read your little page today and Chris Rock came into the picture."

Huh, Dad?

He's talking about the shoes I bought for the show. Yea, those. Comedian Chris Rock explains what a father's sole purpose in life is and my dad thought of that when he saw the stilettos.

"So I'm thinking, 'where did I go wrong?'"

Awww, Dad.

So for the record people, my dad is the best damn dad in the world. He gave me plenty of hugs and raised me to be a respectable young lady.

Well, at least until this.