Suit Situation Part 2 (Broke Edition)

I just spent more money on a bathing suit than my cable, power and phone bill combined!! Sigh.

I chose this one called Purple Rain. She put a hurtin' on my wallet, but this suit is cold as ice.

They say you gotta pay to play. Let's hope this Beach Bunny suit helps me cash in on a win.

Walk This Way

Since blogger is having some serious technical issues with uploading video, I've captured some stills from my first stab at walking like a bikini competitor.

Yeahhhh, I need a lot of practice. For the May 1 competition, there are a lot of required moves. Not only is there a line up of all the contestants, but during the individual showing in front of the judges, you have to do a "T" walk. Here's me following Alex on the "T" walk. Yikes!

It's going to be hard not only getting the moves right and remembering the angles that make your body look the best, but to get it all done and not look like I'm thinking "turn and tilt and smile." Don't wanna be like those folks on dancing with the stars who are mouthing "1 and 2 and..."

You Can See Through My Shoes

I ordered my shoes this week. To adhere to the rules of the competition I got them from this suggested site. And yes, it is a uniform store for exotic dancers.

I don't make the rules, folks. I just follow them. I opted for the 4 1/2 inch fitness model shoe a.k.a. 421-Brooke.

For the contest you must wear clear heels. It doesn't matter the size of the heel, but I can rock some high heels and the higher the heel the better you look. I'm hoping my heel expertise will work for me. In San Diego I saw some girls who obviously never wear them and shuffled awkwardly around the stage.

I'll test them out when they arrive. Hopefully the plastic doesn't chafe my feet.