Daddy No Likey

Just got off the phone with Daddy Mac.

"I understand what you're doing, but I'm not crazy about it. I read your little page today and Chris Rock came into the picture."

Huh, Dad?

He's talking about the shoes I bought for the show. Yea, those. Comedian Chris Rock explains what a father's sole purpose in life is and my dad thought of that when he saw the stilettos.

"So I'm thinking, 'where did I go wrong?'"

Awww, Dad.

So for the record people, my dad is the best damn dad in the world. He gave me plenty of hugs and raised me to be a respectable young lady.

Well, at least until this.